Let sleeping princesses lie. There's probably a very good
reason why they're in stasis.
Don't put your hands in those pebbles; you don't know where
they've been. Or where they'll take you.
The early virus definition update catches the worm.
If it ain't broke, what did you call me out of Engineering
Go is like life. Life is like Go. Go life go.
A spanner in the hand is worth two microcalipers in the
toolbox on the other side of the room.
If a bullfrog had warp engines, its ass wouldn't drag at
The squeaky EPS conduit gets shut down first.
All frills and no knickers. (Just threw that in to catch
Better the devil you know than the shapeshifting alien muggers
If you can't take the heat, don't volunteer for missions
on desert planets.
You can't make a toupée out of a tribble's ear. (No
wait, that's from "All I Need to Know I Learned From
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Nobody ever does that
in a John Ford Western.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. If you want
a thing done fast, tell somebody else he can't possibly do
it that soon and you're giving the job to the boys back at
It takes two to do the Andorian Shuffle.
Little Ferengi have big ears.
If the cap'n ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Too many admirals, not enough lieutenants.
A closed mouth gathers no poop questions.
You can lead a war to Vulcan, but you can't
make them blink.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but
nothing beats a fully-loaded phase cannon. (Oops, that one's
from the "All I Need to Know I Learned From
Malcolm Reed" list)
To a man who keeps getting hammered, everything
looks like it's out to nail you.
Time and tide wait for no man, except Cap'n
who always seems to have this "Get out of temporal paradoxes
free" card in his back pocket.
It's easier to ask
forgiveness than get permission. But if you're going to
hook up that phase cannon directly
warp engines, you'd better damn well check with me
Necessity may be the mother of invention,
but most of them are fathered by engineers.
wife? No...no...no. Not even if he offers. (tripsy and
No good deed goes unpunished,
even if you try to help someone just learn to read. (Li)
Make friends with your Armory officer. Sometimes
it's fun to blow up stuff. (Li)
If you are about to eat a dish of meat you
don't recognize, don't ask the host what it is. As long as
it's safe, just
pretend it's chicken. (tripsy)
Always make sure you don't have holes in your tighty-bluesies.
Mom was right.....you never know when you'll get in an accident.
Or end up on an away mission. (tripsy)