Dr. Phlox's weekly request to wipe the crew's
memories of any technology, disease, or race which isn't
supposed to be around for another 80 to 200 years.
Memo from Lt. Reed: "I'd like to have all crewmembers
armed at all times with phase pistols, grenades, crossbows,
and those wicked serrated daggers we stole from the Klingon
woman. Can't be too careful out here. Sign if you agree."
Scheduling confirmation of monthly poker
game with Shran, Soval, Forrest, and Boothby.
Requisition for four hundred kilos of Purina
Denial of weekly request from Mayweather, T.
to have more than three lines per episode.
Denial of weekly
request from Sato, H. to have more than six lines
and two reaction shots per episode.
Autographs on "Dr. Beckett" headshots.
Denial of invitation to testify in support
of Dr. Soong at his parole hearing.
from Subcommander T'Pol: "I'm a lot more telepathic
than you think, and what you're thinking gives me a headache.
Sign if you agree to keep it down."
Denial of weekly invitation from Ambassador
Soval to sign up for correspondence course in Logic 101 at
the Vulcan Academy of Sciences.
Requisition for 15 new sets of
Starfleet-issue undershirt and boxers from Tucker, C.