Home Extras Links History Off-Topic Site Map Email

Bumperstickers of the NX-01 Crew (and Friends)


Honk If You've Hit Warp 2!

My Other Car Is A Starship

If You Can Read This, I'm Going Faster Than You Are

It's My Daddy's Engine


{Doesn't have any. Adding a message to the back of one's vehicle is unnecessary and distracting to other drivers.}


I Went To Risa and All I Got Was This Lousy Bumpersticker! (And Mugged.)

Why Yes, I Did Go To Charm School, You Sonofabitch

Free the Cogenitors


You Will Take My Phaser Rifle When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Fingers

This vehicle is protected by a photon torpedo, phase cannons, bulletproof armour, shields, polarized hull plating, guard dogs, the Holy Hand Grenade, ninjas, rabid Trekkies, and the full force and measure of an incredibly ticked-off Brit who hasn't gotten any for a few years.


Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! (Klingon for "Today is a good day to die!}




I Brake For Roadkill...You Never Know If You Might Scrape Up Something Useful.

Is It Time For Your Medication or Mine?

Have You Seen My Wife's Husband?


{Isn't allowed to drive. However, Alpha Male's first car used to have a bumpersticker which read "I Love Beagles."}


If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Out of My Galaxy!


Vulcan is for Logicians. {Secretly added to his car by Admiral Forrest when Soval was in a meeting. Left it on as a memorial.}

Major Hayes

Semper Miss

Manny Coto

I Cleaned Up Three Years of Derivative Pap And All I Got Was This Pink Slip And The Undying Devotion Of Five Or Six Million Trekkies

Because Trek is long, life is short, and Zeke is really damn funny

Co-writer: Tripper