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Bumperstickers of the NX-01 Crew (and Friends)

Archer

Honk If You've Hit Warp 2!

My Other Car Is A Starship

If You Can Read This, I'm Going Faster Than You Are

It's My Daddy's Engine

T'Pol

{Doesn't have any. Adding a message to the back of one's vehicle is unnecessary and distracting to other drivers.}

Trip

I Went To Risa and All I Got Was This Lousy Bumpersticker! (And Mugged.)

Why Yes, I Did Go To Charm School, You Sonofabitch

Free the Cogenitors

Malcolm

You Will Take My Phaser Rifle When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Fingers

This vehicle is protected by a photon torpedo, phase cannons, bulletproof armour, shields, polarized hull plating, guard dogs, the Holy Hand Grenade, ninjas, rabid Trekkies, and the full force and measure of an incredibly ticked-off Brit who hasn't gotten any for a few years.

Hoshi

Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! (Klingon for "Today is a good day to die!}

Travis

Honk.

Phlox

I Brake For Roadkill...You Never Know If You Might Scrape Up Something Useful.

Is It Time For Your Medication or Mine?

Have You Seen My Wife's Husband?

Porthos

{Isn't allowed to drive. However, Alpha Male's first car used to have a bumpersticker which read "I Love Beagles."}

Shran

If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Out of My Galaxy!

Soval

Vulcan is for Logicians. {Secretly added to his car by Admiral Forrest when Soval was in a meeting. Left it on as a memorial.}

Major Hayes

Semper Miss

Manny Coto

I Cleaned Up Three Years of Derivative Pap And All I Got Was This Pink Slip And The Undying Devotion Of Five Or Six Million Trekkies

Five-Minute.net

Because Trek is long, life is short, and Zeke is really damn funny

Co-writer: Tripper