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THE SHORT VERSION: Paramount owns
Star Trek and everything to do with it. I make no money off
this site; it's just for fun. For more details, read the long
version. Live long and prosper.
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| Revenge of the Sith |
Lucas finally gets it mostly
right: it doesn't matter how cool the effects are if the
story stinks. Nobody will win an Oscar for acting, but
it's a satisfying closure-beginning for the two trilogies. |
| Batman
Begins and Fantastic 4 |
Wherein we learn where he
gets all those wonderful toys, and why not every radioactive
mutant superhero clan deserves its own franchise. |
| Harry
Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (the book) |
And the usual gang of magicmakers, malcontents,
and Muggles. Plus some serious stuff. And snogging. This
is a FULL-SPOILER commentary. |
| Harry
Potter and the Goblet of Fire (the movie) |
Rowling's first overstuffed novel doesn't
transition to the big screen quite as gracefully as its
predecessor. Some laughs, some gasps, some tears, some
confusion. |
| TrinneerHammered |
Wherein we recount the embarrassments, humiliations,
poking, prodding, snotting, running around in underwear,
smothering, folding, spindling, mutilating, freezing, burning,
shooting, mutating, executing, brainwashing, court-martialing,
framing, and otherwise tormenting
of Connor Trinneer's
other characters. Inspired by Zeke. |
| X-Men 3: The Last Stand |
It's a blockbuster! It's a sensitive social
film! It's a sci-fi movie! It's a comic book come to life!
Plus Ian McKellan chews more scenery, Hugh Jackman wears
tight jeans, and Rebecca Romijn gets to take off the blue
makeup again. |
| Sheldon on "Lame Sci-Fi Characters" |
An embarrassment of riches. Unfortunately.
Drawn by Dave Kellett. |
| Star Trek Into Darkness |
AFULL-SPOILER recap/review of the one with Sherlock as the bad guy. |
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| Battlestar
Galactica 2K Drinking Game |
From one drink to CHUG. Suggestions welcome
and will be credited. |
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Get Me Rewrite!
(Don't forget to check Extras for
ENT photos, and scroll down for Other Trek photos.)
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photos.
Note: This is a PG-13 site, and as such, overly lewd, crude, or otherwise
obscene material will not be posted.
Zarek
and Roslin • Three Cylons
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| BSG
Motivators |
Unless you're the lead Cylon, the view never
changes. Although come to think of it, the view can't really
change if you're just looking at a bunch of clones, can
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| Colonial
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18 Mar 05 |
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Tom Zarek makes his political debut in the
New World Order, Roslin schemes right back, Six plots,
and Baltar gets permission to get lucky -- and a promotion. |
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Kobol's
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23 Mar 05
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The fleet discovers Kobol, their planet
of mythical origin. Helo discovers Caprica Sharon is
a Cylon, and pregnant. Lee discovers he's a bit jealous
over Kara. Roslin discovers she may be a prophet. Galactica Sharon
discovers she's a lousy shot (which should have been
proof positive she's a Cylon).
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